Scott’s Ten Solid Reasons to Keep a Wine Cellar:
1. More people ask “Will you show me your wine cellar?” than “Will you show me your stamp collection?”
2. Most liquor stores close late at night, but your cellar doesn’t.
3. It’s easy to find secret spots to hide the really good stuff.
4. In this age of folks ignoring RSVPs, when you say “I’ll be opening the wine cellar” you can automatically count on a 100% positive response rate.
5. Friends and family learn really fast what you like to receive for gifts.
6. The kids may not want any of the other junk you’ve accumulated during your lifetime, but they’ll want the wine cellar.
7. Since wine cellars tend to be in the basement and solidly made, they can easily double as both a tornado safe room and convenient fallout shelter.
8. You always have lots of friends because Diogenes was right when he said “What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others”
9. When you throw a party no one really cares how mediocre your cooking skills are.
10. It’s always important to have at least one room in your home you never want to leave!